HOST YOUR OWN PARTY


From the guardians that brought you wine’s best kept secret comes an epic guide on how to be a successful Master of Ceremonies at your own Secret Sherry Society Secret Summit Party.

Getting Started

When choosing your disguise, make sure it reveals that you’re in a secret society. No secret society meeting, not even one involving Sherry and its many delectable pairings, is complete without a good disguise. Below is a list of facades for both the lazy and the creatively-challenged.

  • The Gringo Pale as an Indian Ale, this costume will keep you flowing.
  • The Alakazam Forget that anyone will recognize you. If anyone does, you can make them forget.
  • The Major No disguise instills sheer terror into the heart of fellow member quite like The Major. Although, if and when the serrated edges of this mustache tickle your lips, show restrain—or risk ruining the effect.
  • The Connoisseur This disguise will make anything you utter sound like the sayings of Confucius.  Enjoy it while it lasts.

Getting There

‘Tis imperative that each member of the Secret Sherry Society arrive exuberating a sense of class unmatched by those too unprivileged to partake.

  • Carriages pulled only by the finest Hanoverian Horses come highly recommended. This is due largely in part to their renowned excellence in dressage.

  • Ivory and gold thrones lifted by bronze and brawny men are also admired. Keep in mind, these men are responsible for their own disguises.

  • PT Cruisers. Another favorite mode of transport. No less valuable in our society than Chinchilla Snuggies.

  • [Insert disguise name] Mobile (For instance, Major Mobile): This vehicle has the power to make you look as cool as it does lame. Word of caution:  The latter will automatically disqualify you from getting any play that evening, or that year.

  • Any vehicle created by the ACME Corporation™.

Rightfully Raved and Recommended Recipes by the Secret Sherry Society

The Secret Sherry Society takes great pride in its efforts to divulge classified information from the finest chefs the world has known. We then invent Sherry recipes at our Secret-Recipe-Making-Secret-Kitchens. Did I mention they were a secret? This is all done to ensure the best Sherry pairings are discovered and then shared with you, our venerated society members.

Our Secret Sherry Society Secret Member Chronicle (aka, our blog) is frequently updated with recipes using Sherry to create mouth-bathing cocktails. You can find these at your fingertips by scrolling up or down (depending on how we set up our chronicle).

Pairings

Sherry proves to be the ultimate escort to cuisines from around the globe. Naturally, we at the Secret Society have spent many hours creating pairings that would make even Noah proud.

  • Had a good oyster lately? No. You haven’t. Know why? Because you didn’t pair it with Manzanilla. If you had your taste buds would’ve set you atop a thrown and worshiped your generosity. Summer is the perfect time for such a gastronomic fling, so be sure to try it.

  • Amontillado, another type of Sherry, whence paired with your favorite steak, will have you realize how lonely steak has been without its sherry. If you’re single, it will motivate you to find your own lovely companion. If you’re not single, be warned: it may tempt you to do the same.

Moving On

We at the Secret Sherry Society work feverishly to get you further information on enjoying sherry. Due to our stringent secrecy policies, transmission can sometimes be delayed, but never ceased. Stay tuned, my fellow Secret Sherry Society Members, there is yet much to know.