To our loyal Secret Sherry Society members:
Halloween is only a few days away which can only mean one thing: costume parties! And if there’s only one thing we know better than Sherry, it’s how to put on a good disguise.
When choosing your disguise, it’s important to make sure it still shows off your personality. Below is a list of facades for both the lazy and the creatively-challenged.
- The Gringo Pale as an Indian Ale, this costume will keep you flowing.
- The Alakazam Forget that anyone will recognize you. If anyone does, you can make them forget.
- The Major No disguise instills sheer terror into the heart of fellow member quite like The Major. Although, if and when the serrated edges of this mustache tickle your lips, show restrain—or risk ruining the effect.
- The Connoisseur This disguise will make anything you utter sound like Confucian axioms of truth and wisdom. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Additional Disguise Resources for Secret Sherry Society Members (and members only!):
http://www.wikihow.com/Disguise-Yourself
http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Make-a-Masquerade-Mask-203288157
http://www.abituneven.com/tips-how-to-disguise-yourself/
http://irreference.com/how-to-disguise-yourself-and-go-undercover/
But remember, even though you’ll be in disguise, it’s important to not let yourself be fooled by other less clever disguises on Halloween… especially certain wine labels disguising themselves as Sherry. It shouldn’t be too difficult though; from the warm Jerez climate to the 3500-year-old wine-making tradition, true Sherry cannot be replicated (or even well imitated). Our members can tell the difference.
From us to you, Happy Halloween!
